Now Hiring: A 21st Century Employee

From Joanie:

So we all know that unemployment is high right now. And so many people I know are out of work, or unhappy in the work they’re doing, but unable or unwilling to find something else (hey, I’m one of “day job” to fund my artistic endeavors makes me want to slit my wrists with a letter opener--there’s only so many hours in the day one can look at pictures of cats on the interwebz).

For those of you who aren’t looking, or are satisfied (or satisified enough) with your current position, the gut-wrenching job market looks a little like this:


Our organization is looking for someone who doesn’t exist.


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