From Joanie:
In a previous post, Michael and I mentioned our inside joke of "I used to play bass for." Take certain sentences out of context, and suddenly, they become phenomenal band names. We've kept track of some of the best, and here they are.
I used to play bass for:
Intrinsically Calcified Materialists Everywhere
Arresting Ladies of the Night
Locked in the Bank
Raking the Grass
Residual Mucous
Eggs of Some New-Moneyed Insect
Uncultured Masses
Picturing Your Jiggly Bits
(with the hit single, Jiggly Jiggly Hey Hey)
Name Brand Cheese
Piles of Wrong
Slow Mo High Kick
Sober Public Urination
Collateral Weird
Without Wenches and Gambling
Crusty Bulge
Glitter and Be Gourd
Designated Spider Killer
Murderous Cuddles
The Paula Deen School of Choreography
High Kicks for Ganesh
Trampy Amish Cow
Fickle Incision
New bands out there, feel free to select your band name. I used to play bass for "Select Your Band Name."